Oh my god, can you see Frankie’s heart hurting? Look at Violet’s frakkin smile! So much cute. If only it could last. ANYWAY.

Hooboy, it’s been way too long since a legit page surfaced to smack you in your Starfall-lovin’ or hatin’ or grudgin’ly toleratin’ facehole, and I am very sorry for that. Val and I have been working hard to make the pages you crave and making the old ones better than ever and I think we’re about ready to say…

We’re back to a weekly schedule. Yes-sir-ree-bub, next Monday you can expect another page. The Monday after that? Anutha. And the next? PROBABLY. *throws manic pixie dream dust* There, now you can sort your life and career goals out, too! It’s magic!

No, it’s not magic, it’s Valgic. Val did it. She made this possible. And her work schedule improving, but mostly her kickass art sorcery. There, I’m done talking about. Moving on!

Starfall High is on the horizon. I’ve seen the pages and they’re coming along nicely, but that’s all I want to say about it right now.

And that’s it. We’re working toward print faster than ever and I’m accumulating debt like a som’bitch. Everything is happening. Everything is awesome! See you in seven for the next page of Starfall! Don’t forget to check out the Patreon for behind the scenes wossits, new takes on old pages, and more for as little as a $1 a month!