What should we unpack first? The twisted tale the news network is spinning? That Cabaret can inspire such contrary emotions? That Whitey heard a strange noise at the restroom door? Well, we’ll get to it all in time. Can a bullet kill Elly? Is Joan a fair enough shot to avoid hitting Violet? We might find out next week, when everything goes Ka-Boom. For now, we’ll leave you at the entrance to the garage, standing beside Joan and her raised rifle.

See you in seven.