Starfall

Don’t be alarmed, ya’all. This is a super villain hangout. Maybe people shit bones out of portals all the time here.

Whitey -the Wight Knight, actually- is a phantom cursed to walk the Earth and right wrongdoing, imprisoned in a suit of armor enchanted to do no harm. So, he’s pretty useless and the clientele take advantage of his magically-enforced pacificity.

…is that skull blinking?

See you in seven!