Oh, man. What a douche. I know, I know, Elly’s been doing a lot of crying and not a lot of punching shit in the face. It’s a build up, ya’all. Her husband died. Punching’s coming soon. First, though, we’re going to go check in on Violet and Joan, make sure there’s no animosity there or whatever, maybe it’s turning into an episode of Dr. Phil. Anyway, the debut of one of my favorite (arguably stupidest) characters: Bad Rock! What can I say, the man likes T-shirts.

Be back next Sun. to see if Simon gets another costume change!