Finally, Captain Symbolism and the Metaphor-ateers arrive! But, seriously, I am giddy about this: we’re rolling, rolling, and picking up steam. I predict every single page will be better than the last!

I reserve the right to be wrong about everything always.

Enjoy and we’ll be here again next Thurs. with a better look at this hunky trio of do wells.


P.S. This issue guest stars world renowned blogger and journo, @rebeccapahle in a criminally underpaid role as a Starlite News Network anchor. I suggest reading all of her articles everywhere and admiring her Photoshop prowess.